S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

(album: Phineas And Ferb - 2009)

There are squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P

Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants (Yeah)
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the squirrels in my pants

Step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P

If you wanna know how I'm doing this dance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie
Baby, you don't need an academic degree
Everybody's smelling my pot-pourri
S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it
Down, down on the ground
'Cause you know I got it going on

(S...) S to the I to the M to the P
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance
(M...) S to the I to the M to the P
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
If you're losing your hair, get yourself implants
If you're wrestling a bear, then you ain't got a chance
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants

Ain't about love, ain't about romance
I got squirrels in my pants