Smackababy (Skit)

(album: MC Chris Goes To Hell - 2010)

[Man:] Ranch dressing. Thank you, thank you sir, you are..thank you..very kind.
[whistling]
[Man:] You are MC Chris.
MC Chris Uh no.
[Man:] I got all your cassette tapes.
[MC Chris:] I..I'm not mc chris he's dead.
[Man:] MC Chris I got all your cassette tapes.
[MC Chris:] I never put out cassette tapes and he's dead.
[Man:] I got here..I got..I got this song.
[MC Chris:] And uh I can't.
[Man:] I got this song idea for you
[MC Chris:] I'm in a hurry
[Man:] I got this song.
[MC Chris:] I gotta.
[Man:] It's about.
[MC Chris:] Uh I just gotta.
[Man:] It's about babys.
[MC Chris:] I'm act..I'm actually in a hurry.
[Man:] Called smackababy.
[MC Chris:] It's a very interesting title.
[Man:] hang on.
[MC Chris:] I'm in a hurry I just..
[Man:] Hang on hang on.
[MC Chris:] ok.
[Man:] Hold tight sir I need to get in tune.
[MC Chris:] Alright is this going to take a long..
[Man:] Close enough close enough.
[MC Chris:] Ok good alright.
[guitar begins playing]
smack..smackababy, smackababy make me go crazy
smackababy you cry and I die smackababy, smackababy
You cry..you cry and I you s..you, you look like..
You sound like a little cocker spaniel
Gon taste of my smack Daniel
smackababy, smackababy...
[guitar still playing]
[MC Chris: interrupting] is that it? is that it? That was great.
[Man:] Thank you God bless you sir.
[MC Chris:] I love it that was amazing very impressed.
[Man:] God bless you.
[MC Chris:] Here's some change.
[Man:] God bless you MC Chris.
[MC Chris:] I'm not MC Chris he's dead
[whistling]