Bring The 90s Back

(album: 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain't One) - 2015)

You say the 90's went away
Not! As If! They're here to stay (Hey!)
Crystal Pepsi and Bubble Tape
I'm loving those Push Pops (Cherry and Grape!)
[?] and mini discs are all that and a bag of chips
O.J. Simpson got in trouble but the glove didn't fit
Think about it, they had to acquit!
These blue M&M's will make you fat
This Thigh Master will handel that
Throwing Pogs at these fart knockers
[?] Beanie Babies and baggy pants
And why? Pepper colored shirts are fly
Try and figure out this magic eye
No chumps in my social circle
Sladers (Slacks!)
No screeches or Urkel
(Shwing!) Check out the babe with the scrunchie in her hair
Clearly Canadian, [?]
I just stopped watching Full House
I've got Ninja Turtle toys and a Ring Pop in my mouth
This jam's Titanic, do the Humpty dance
It's hard to do splits in these backwards pants

Wave your snap bracelets high like you just don't care
We bring the 90's back for party people everywhere
I'm a kid of the 90's so talk to the hand
[?] That's the plan my man

(Go!)

I woke up (It was 1993)
(How'd that happen, Lars?) Don't ask me!
I turned on my TV and what did I see
Family Matters on ABC
Dinosaurs, Ren and Stimpy
Windows 95 on my PC
[?] Rodney King, we did the Macarana
Bill Clinton got down, how do you explain a
Stain like that to the congress and world
Tanya Harding was an American girl
Just like Beavis flipped the channel
Black Hole Sun, Snoop Dogg and flannel
The youth was sonic like a Genesis game
Be real now is my brain insane?
I couldn't break it down but I made it happen
With my fresh old school 90's rapping
My friend Dairy commited Hairy Carrie
What's going on? Like Linda Perry

Wave your snap bracelets high like you just don't care
We bring the 90's back for party people everywhere
I'm a kid of the 90's so talk to the hand
[?] That's the plan my man

(Go!)

Right before the decade turned
.Com.Gone.Crash.Burn
[?] And special K
Strobe lights (Ecstasy!) Night and day
Silicon valley, tech boom bosses
The centuries end, how lucky for us...

Y2K the world blew up
But I had a time machine
I went back ten years everything is [?]
Now I'm eight years old again and I'm in the second grade
So bring that back because the 90's had it made

Wave your snap bracelets high like you just don't care
We bring the 90's back for party people everywhere
I'm a kid of the 90's so talk to the hand
[?] That's the plan my man