The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
So you think you can dance
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lying on the couch
Just chilling in my snuggie
Click to MTV
So they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle
I'm the freaking man

Oh, yes, I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
With a really nice guy
Have some really nice chex
We're gonna hang out
It'll be great, yeah

I might mess around, get my college degree
I get my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh, yes, I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I
Ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
One thing is all I need
If you don't have one, you can leave
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Nothing at all