BRIDE AT A BAR

She going forty-four west in an all-white dress riding shotti in a brand new Chevy
She from Rubber on Dirt and a Baptist church where her mom and dad had their wedding
She did 2 years down at Florida State but got her bachelor degree at UofA
And I can tell by all her empty drinks that she partied all 4 years

We've been talking all night long, singing every song that we know
When the cover band plays that Kenny
These drinks we had are strong, and we know this is wrong oh-oh
'Cause you can't leave with me

I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon, and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like he don't make me feel like you
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do

I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon, and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like he don't make me feel like you
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do

Maybe me and you should go somewhere quite
You ain't gotta say too much, you told me with your silence
And when you put that dress on, you chose violence
I'm leaving in a stretcher
'Cause they going half to roll me out of this bar
Took a half of Molly got me rolling hard
And I'll be the one that you think about when they kick us out
And then I'll be the one that you drink about, yeah

I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon, and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like he don't make me feel like you
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do

I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon, and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like he don't make me feel like you
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do