Who Needs Friends (With Products Like These)

(альбом: King Of The Moon - 2023)

All I do is work but I'm still poor
Can't afford no bed I lie on the floor
The few things I own are my only friends
I'm better off alone I have learned time and time again

Maybe I sold too much blood today
Or my air's getting cut off, I can't afford to pay
But I think I'm starting to hallucinate
Cause everything around me's starting to dance
Huh, that's weird...

Who needs friends with products like these
Not me, not me, not me
No need to pretend with products like these
Not me, not me, not me

Gadgets, gizmos, trinkets are my best friends, yeah
Contraptions, utensils, widgets are my best friends, yeah
Who needs friends...

You say money can't buy happiness
But what about my happy lamp (checkmate)
Why waste my money on a window
When I have a projector for that (look at the stars)
Throw another log on the livestream fire
And listen to the rain on the wire (10-hour loop)
I never believed in love
Until I bought my jerk-o-matic

Who needs friends with products like these
Not me, not me, not me
No need to pretend with products like these
Not me, not me, not me

Gadgets, gizmos, trinkets are my best friends, yeah
Contraptions, utensils, widgets are my best friends, yeah
Who needs friends...

Who needs friends?
Buy more things

Nice moves, Toaster
Toothbrush, looking good! Where's Paste tonight?
Good to see you, Mandatory Broadcast System
You've got some nerve showing up here, Oxygen Supply Vent
Food Rehydrater, have you tried the quiche? Just add water
Not now Jerk-O-Matic, don't look at me with those bedrooms eyes