Onix The Rock Snake

(альбом: Random Encounters: Season 6 - 2016)

Ah! What is that?!

That's my new pet! I call him Dr. Love Muffins.

No, I mean, what IS that?!

Meet my new Pokemon, it's really hard and kinda long
He's made of rock and super strong
A bit like my abs

I taught him how to bake a cake,
To sweep the floor, to grill a steak,
To do the worm and Harlem Shake,
He's totally fab!

Onix, Onix!

Onix, the Rock Snake!
Yeaaahhh!
He's a stone cold monster

Onix the Rock Snake!
Yeaaahhh!
Not a star or lobster

Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!

Get that Onix out of here,
He'll eat the cats or worse I fear!
In case I wasn't crystal clear,
I don't want a rock snake!

Well how about a Psyduck then?
He's not as big, a bit more zen,
You guys will be the best of friends!

That's not very likely!

Psyduck!
Psyduck!

Psyduck the weird bird... Ugh...
Not as cool as Onix!
Onix the Rock Snake,
Yeeeaahhh!
He's legit plutonic!

Loves to lift,
With his wiggly body!
Goes on dates,
Such a bigman hottie!

Doesn't wash,
Doesn't eat his veggies!
Can't decide,
If he's dank or edgy!

Rock snake!
Rock snake!

Onix the Rock Snake!
Yeeaaahhh!
He's an unsung hero!
Onix the Rock Snake!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Not a node or Spearrow!

Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!
Rock Snake!