Tingle Sells

(альбом: Random Encounters: Season 7 - 2017)

Got a little cash,
And need to read a chart?
My maps are more than good
They're priceless works of art!
So grab a boat and sail
Just past the Cyclops Reef,
I'll translate any treasure chart
For rates you won't believe!

Oh! Tingle sells maps and yells
Words that make no sense!
Lost in town? Shoot him down!
No need for recompense!
Oh! Tingle sells maps and yells
Magic words he made!
So listen to this Tingle tune
And buy a map today!

True, I went to jail
For stealing something rare
But I'm a fairy guy
Who's very kind and fair!
And yes, my dad's a guide
Who finds me kind of weird...
But that aside, he brimmed with pride when
Ads of mine appeared!

Oh! Tingle sells maps and yells
Phrases most absurd!
In a squeeze? Rupees please!
Cash or coin preferred!
Oh! Tingle sells maps and yells
As he floats away!
So kooloo limpah over here and
Buy a map today!