Baldi's Basics: The Musical

(альбом: Random Encounters: Season 8 - 2018)

A mysterious package
Arrived at my door.
Inside was a game
I'd never heard of before.

It looked pretty dated,
But since it was free,
I booted up my ancient
Hewlett Packard PC.

I put in the disc...
It started to run...
Then braced myself
For educational fun!

WeLcOmE tO BaLdI'S BaSicS
IN eDucAtiON aNd LeArNinG!
All I need is seven notebooks
To break out of this game.

Trapped inside of Baldi's Basics,
And Baldi's pretty unnerving…
I HeaR eVeRY dOoR yOU oPeN!
I dared not doubt his claim...

I found the next notebook,
On a desk before long.
"I gEt mORe AnGRy
EAcH tIMe yOu aNSwEr wRoNG."

The numbers were jumbled,
Indiscernibly math…
I knew from the smacking
I'd incurred Baldi's wrath!

Out in the hall,
I heard a loud crack...
Baldi was there,
And he was on the attack!

Can't escape from Baldi's Basics!
I can't get past It's a Bully
GoNnA tAkE a PiEcE oF yOuR cAnDy!
Now I'm as good as dead!
Let me out of Baldi's Basics,
For love of all that is holy!
Should've lit this game on fire
And gone right back to bed!

I aM cOmInG! I sEe YoU!
What the fudge does this thing do?
It closed in fast and cornered me
I'Ll hUg YoU fOr eTeRniTy!

A student named Play Time
Appeared in my way.
She pulled our her jump rope
And said "LeT'S pLaY!"

I tried to escape,
But Baldi burst through the door...
...so I began skipping rope
As I had never before!

One…
Two…
Oops! You messed up!

One…
Two…
Oops! You messed up!

One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Aw, that makes me sad…

It'S sWeEpIn' TiMe!

I ran like the wind,
And heard the Principal call
As I dashed through the doorway,
"No running in the halls."

His finger was pointed,
His expression quite stern.
"Detention for you," he said.
"When will you learn…"

The timer ticked down…
The smacking drew near…
Two seconds more
Before Baldi'd be here-!

Out of time in Baldi's Basics,
And Baldi's one step behind me!
Only missing one more notebook,
But Sweeping Time appeared!…

No way out of Baldi's Basics,
And Baldi's certain to find me!
Can't escape or use the soda,
And there ain't no notebook here!

"WHERE IS THE SEVENTH NOTEBOOK?!"