Crapping

(альбом: Black Man Of Steal - 2015)

I'm in here
Taking me a big shit
You might not reach me for a little bit
In the bathroom, chilling all day
In my chair, I've got some beer
Watching the game

Because I'm crapping...
Drop a log in
To the swamp
Take a big ol'
Shiny poo
Because I'm crapping...
Dropping off the Cosby kids
At the LA County Pool
Because I'm crapping...
Gotta go, when I gots to go
And I gots to drop a deuce
Because I'm crapping...
'Cuz you know, everyone knows almost
Everybody poops

You coming through
While I take a crap
Man, I still ain't done
You better step back (Yeah)
I should probably warn you
Standing in line (Yeah)
Don't go in there
For at least a half hour
To forty-five minutes
Here's why

Because I'm crapping...
Drop a log in
To the swamp
Take a big ol'
Shiny poo
Because I'm crapping...
Dropping off the Cosby kids
At the LA County Pool
Because I'm crapping...
Gotta go, when I gots to go
And I gots to drop a deuce
Because I'm crapping...
'Cuz you know, everyone knows, almost
Everybody poops

(Crapping) If it's brown
Then it's all good
(Crapping) And if it's blue
Something's wrong kid
(Crapping) If it's white
Call a doctor
(Crapping) It won't come out
Call a plumber
(Crapping) If it's green
You're in good shape
(Crapping, crapping) And if it's red
You have been raped
(Crapping, crapping) If it's brown
Then it's all good
So flush it down

Because I'm crapping...
Drop a log in
To the swamp
Take a big ol'
Shiny poo
Because I'm crapping...
Dropping off the Cosby kids
At the LA County Pool
Because I'm crapping...
Gotta go, when I gots to go
And I gots to drop a deuce
Because I'm crapping...
'Cuz you know, everyone knows, almost
Everybody poops

(Crapping...)
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