Short Kings Anthem

We packing diamond pistols

Uh, baby get low 'cause I already am
Staring through a skirt like I'm Superman
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn
I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird
Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5"
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys

Ay, ay
I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ay
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ay
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ay, shorty

All my shirt tags say "XM" (extra)
Got girls saying I'm they best friend
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tethering
Still stand tall I don't need height
Using all my words I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
The glove only comes off at night
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Stunting in my platform shoes
I serenade, you just built like a flute
In the airport lounge, sipping free booze
In economy, still got leg room

Ay, ay
I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ay
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ay
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ay, shorty

Welcome back to Short Kings Radio
Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
Caller Number Five, you are on the air

Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
Uh, that new shit, uh (mm), that shit got me laid
I'm 5'2" and like I've never had a song
That empowers me as a short king (Ha-ha, OK)
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG
Thank you blackbear for getting me uh, fucking laid dude
Uh, it was sick, dude thank you
Thank you so much

Ha-ha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your dick wet
Next up, Halsey