Confident Parody

(альбом: Greatest Hits 2014 - 2014)

[Justin Bieber:]
Don't you deport me
Don't you deport me

Oh no no, oh no no
You can't deport me
I am invincible

Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north just like that
I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh

Your stupid rules don't apply to me
Ah ah ahhh

This cough syrup's making me dizzy now

That's right I'm above the law
Like Steve Seagah
But hotter

My crime spree started slow, got faster
One egging next door, want some more?

Raided by the feds
They found all my meds

Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets

[Dad:]
It's teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do

[Justin Bieber:]
Dad forgot to mention

[Dad:]
Swag

[Justin Bieber:]
He's thirty-eight

Beliebers, beliebe me
I'm innocent
Ha I just lied to you
And I'm fine with it
'Cuz I don't understand a consequence

It will be her first time
Ooh yeah, yeah
On JB's gross stache ride
Feels so damn good
Ooh yeah, yeah
Like a porcupine

[Girl:]
You're a dick, kid

[Justin Bieber:]
Ooh no, no
Just a codeine addict
God I'm faded
(Ooh yeah, yeah)
Like that time on the plane cabin

[Pilot:]
Attention, attention
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet
Need oxygen

[Justin Bieber:]
Fuck you, my dad said it's cool

[Justin Bieber:]
I will keep on dancing
Until we're romancing

[Girl:]
Nasty boy, I am pricey
1k to suck my boobies

[Dad:]
Is there room for family?
I wanna take our picture too

[Girl:]
Oh, by the way, Justin

[Justin Bieber:]
What, bitch?

[Girl:]
This was a sting

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh no no, oh no no
This is bullshit
Let me go you assholes
I didn't do it
I need to try to look like I'm innocent

[Judge:]
Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom
Since this is your first real crime

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh yeah, yeah

[Judge:]
I think I'll let you slide

[Barack Obama:]
Hold the damn phone

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh no, no

[Barack Obama:]
There's public outcry

[Crowd:]
Go home Justin!

[Justin Bieber:]
Hell no, no

[Crowd:]
We're tired of your antics!

[Justin Bieber:]
I might be busted
Ooh yeah, yeah
But I can still wreak havoc

[Barack Obama:]
Enough!
Deporting this disease just won't cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh no no, oh no no
You can't do this

[Barack Obama:]
Oh yes yes, oh yes yes
I just did bitch!

Take his Canadian ass away.