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Bart Baker

Wiggle Parody

 

Wiggle Parody

(альбом: Greatest Hits 2014 - 2014)


[Snoop Dog:]
Hey yo' Jason,
Wake yo' ass up,
We got a video to shoot today.
[Jason:]
Awww shit,
But I got no lyrics,
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls' that I forgot to write words for my own song!
[Snoop Dog:]
Damn you one dumbass motherfucka!
[Jason:]
Wait,
I've got it,
I'll make a whole song about big fat butts,
And I'll call It wiggle.

[Girl he was sleeping with:]
Dude that is pitiful
[Jason:]
That's the best I could do
[Girl:]
Hip Hop music is screwed
[Jason:]
Shwing,
I've had like seventeen top ten hits,
But most people still don't know me from shit,
[Girl in the party:]
Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown?
[Jason:]
No I'm Jason Derulo.
[Girl in Party:]
Who?
I'm out!
[Jason:]
Hot damnit,
(woo)
Who ate my damn ham sandwhich,
(woo)
[Random Guy:]
That might the worst lyric
[Jason:]
(woo)
[Random guy:]
Ever written in music
[Jason:]
Snoop quit spying on all the young girl butts
[Snoop Dog:]
But I'm a pervizzle,
Love the way they jiggle,
Think my little pittle,
Has grown into a missle,
[Jason:]
That's disgusting,
I'm almost halfway through this dumb song,
[Background Girl:]
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dog along,
He hasn't done shit but act like a creep!
[Jason:]
He's here cause he's much more famous than me,
[Talking to the girl]
[Talks to Snoop Dog]
You're Skinny,
Don't pot heads get the munchies,
[Snoop Dog:]
Hell yeah,
[Jason:]
Did you eat my ham sandwich?
[Snoop Dog:]
Hell No,
[Jason:]
Are you anorexic?
And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?
[Snoop Dog:]
Fashizzle, Dizzle, Jizzle,
[Jason:]
Those ain't word imbecile,
[Snoop Dog:]
They are words my nizzle,
Check the dictionizzle,
[Jason:]
Shwing,
[Snoop Dog:]
My raps are so lame lately,
Cause I'm lazy,
Rap on any piece of shit pop song,
Long as you pay me,
Check these ho's they couldn't be hotter,
Just so,
Sad they young enough to be my grand daughters,
Pedo,
Completely sold out long ago,
About a billion bongs ago,
That's why I rap on crap like this,
I'm so high I don't even know,
Cliche Spewing's what I'm doing,
No Ingetery,
Used to be a gangsta,
Now I'm just a joke that's not funny,

[Jason:]
Who's that jailbird?

[Chris Brown:]
I'm Chris Brown

[Crowd:]
He's Chris Brown, He's Chris Brown,

[Chris Brown:]
You straight up jacked,
My look and sound,

[Crowd:]
His look and sound, look and sound,

[Jason:]
Are you here to start a fight?

[Chris Brown:]
I fight women,
I don't fight guys.

[Jason:]
[Puts fist up to Chris]

[Chris Brown:]
[Runs away scared]

[The Wiggles:]
Stop this song right now or we'll kick your butt's!

[Jason:]
Oh shit it's the wiggles.

[The Wiggles:]
This song is crap,
You ruined our name dickhole,
With this damn track,
Now when kids search wiggles,
They just find ass,
Massive butt's that jiggle,

[Jason:]
What's wrong with that?

[Little boy:]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
[smacks teens butt]
Damn baby you got a bright future behind you!

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