Tickle Fight The Mayor

It's your boy Dagburn

I just wanna tickle-fight with the mayor
Pigs in a blanket is my favorite flavor
I said I wasn't 'bout trying, even had a waiver
I guess I'm too soft, like a Nilla Wafer
Got Redneck Nation as my screensaver
I'm editing my videos on a Acer
Yeah, Ryan Upchurch, ain't nobody faker
He's calling me a pussy while he's playing with a laser

And I'm being serious, y'all, I ain't chasing 'round this red dot no more, aight?
I got charges to file, a whole bunch of them (It's John Holbrook's fault)

It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
Sneak into his house, record it with a tape player
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
I filed so many charges, I need plenty more paper
I want to tickle-fight the mayor ([?] gon' get you mayor), the mayor

Durkee White is my best friend
He lives in West Virginia on a dead-end
We talk over each other when we pretend
We got all the proof, y'all, you just don't... you just don't understand
Durkee showed me lots of ninja moves
And some Polaroids of some boobs
And I always only tell the truth
Now the turkey's in the chicken coop
I'm the shit, Amber Heard's poop
Pirate of the Butts, maybe true
Ain't a person that I won't sue
Wish Church was covered in barbeque

And the mayor, I won't forget you either (I'll never forget the mayor)
I seen you at the Piggly Wiggly yesterday, mayor (It's John Holbrook's fault)

It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
Sneak into his house, record it with a tape player
It ain't fair, I wanna tickle-fight the mayor
I filed so many charges, I need plenty more paper
I want to tickle-fight the mayor, the mayor

Dagburn
Dagburn
I just wanna tickle-fight with the mayor
Sneak into his house, tape player
Ain't fair, tickle-fight the mayor
File so many charges but nobody cares
Ain't fair (It ain't)
Paintsville's fault (Everybody already knows that though)