Norman Bait's

Um, Church made a video called the Country Rap Money Grab *Evil laugh*
Do you feel like there is such thing as a country rap money grab?
"Yeah" [*laugh*]
Church

This morning I woke up and I ate me some eggs and bacon
A glass of OJ and headed to the studio station
To do some charity for the Mako Wish Foundation
Mako with an 'O' so I'm pinpointing my statement
Now they asking "Who want it" so I put them stones in my pocket
'Cause a up to date weapon is too advanced for this weak target
I guess I nut on a bed and now it's the birth of an artist
With the last name of a murderer, now I murder my daughter
She call her boss "Daddy," but I'm her father (Yeah)
Company named after a boat, but you in open water (Haha)
Set sail and ride the wave, y'all some fucking otters
Hanging ten inside my barrel now I take you under (Pew)
I'm a master baiter, country rap creator
If they blow up off me I deflate 'em
SEO my name for YouTube algorithm
CEO so full of shit, ask his artists about their paper
They all playing in the dirt, "Somebody go grab the camera"
Must be out your damn mind, tricking a guy with no sight
Typing a contract for him to sign when the man's blind
Sinderella looking like Rapunzel on the decline
Cut the roots of her hair because my castle's one she won't climb (Haha)

You a big truck rider but your name ain't on the title
Holy ghostwriter, but nobody really wanna buy bull (Ooh)
Y'all my best nut riders, I'ma invent me a dick stool
Threaten me with lead because you even suck on pencil
From the rooster coop, let 'em see what this cock-a-doo will do
My relationship gave this trick a song and a label too
Check it, my name wasn't even attached to this groopie hooch
Only gator I had ever ended up as table food (Gator)
I leave tips at Outback bigger than your iTunes monthly do (Cha-ching)
Slick saying my name because you scared you gonna lose the views (Sissy)
Sipping from a small cup, gotta shake your ass you got not boobs
I'm so hard my DNA affects the way the future moves

P.S. where the fuck is this imaginary throne at (I can't find it)
Always talking throwing stones, I'm the one to throw back
Don't smile at me with semen teeth thinking you finna get a plaque (Uhhh)
When your boyfriend is out there trying to vocal match Haystak (Haystak)
This lady out of date, I'd never take her on a date
'Cause I ain't about to smell swamp ass while I'm trying to cut my steak
But I guess they raised the stakes without saying nobody's name
'Cause Gator knows I'm an alien, he's lion without the mane (Purr)

And did you think for a second you would get wrecked after breakfast
Gimme the same pen that I doodle and go and sign all my checks with
I've been itching to do this to all you talentless bitches
Give my talent prescriptions, your whole career is pre-scripted
Yeah, I'm the future motherfucker so I can't be predicted
I rap so much my physical form is always up there and is gifted
For three years Savannah runs a track like COPD add the IE
Since y'all copied me like people did Eminem in '03
Prolly say I'm being mean, seeking internet sympathy
Manager gets you naked, you get the clicks and then call it streams

You a fish tank ho, you'd be broke without the filter
Algae in your ass crack, even OnlyFans can smell ya
Diss my ex that I dated only for like ten minutes
Business model bunch of crickets, Mako artists digging ditches
Only taking shots (Pow-pow) 'cause they looking masculinus
FJ needs balloons to see the charts, he chilling with some whippets
Why you beating on your chest you ugly duckling of a midget?
Biceps smaller than my dick is, on my nuts so much you pivot
Feeling froggy won't you ribbit in my lane then (Lane then)
Ain't no Gator in this water, I'm the rain man (Rain man)
How can Dexter want a feature? She don't kill shit (Kill shit)
I'm a blood spiller, y'all ain't left a stain yet (Nope)

'Cause I'll get people that ask and they're like Listen to this motherfucker
Hey don't you see, Holler Boys tryna do what Mako is doing and I'm like bubba, good
The fuck, who the fuck's gonna fucking follow a go-a broken fucking non-working business model you dumb motherfucker
Well, that was fucking easy