#Deep

(альбом: What. - 2013)

This song's about how deep I am
I'm pretty fucking deep, guys
So deep that I named this song "Hashtag Deep"

Have you ever stopped
To watch a bluebird drop
From a tree and take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time
Out to finish a rhyme
But the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean,
I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning

If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning

These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm...
Hashtag deep

[Newer version]
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not.
Have you ever accidentally peed
On the toilet seat
Instead of on your girlfriend's face?
Me neither. Me neither!
Have you ever wrote
A song note for note
And not a single note was out of place?
Duh
Hold on.

[Older version:]
Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither!
Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape?
Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks

The people in my life are like blades of grass.
How?
'Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my butthole!

Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Mmm, bitch, why you being so selfish?
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep, 'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag deep