Fall Guys

(альбом: Generation Gaming XXII: She Wants The D-Pad - 2021)

There will probably be some introductory vocals here
Maybe even these placeholder ones
We'll see how lazy I really am

Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys

Come one, come all, it's a horny porny sight to see
Five dozen buggers rubbing side by side excitedly
Fall guys and gals and non-binaries
All dressed so swell, all kinds of fineries
About to be knocked out as bad as Bernie in the primaries
Till we can finally decide and see who'll run this dynasty
Is it a silly game or an allegory for society?
A biting satire of capitalistic primacy?
Or is it just a bit of shits and giggles in which you can
Kick a little kid off of a cliff and giggle spitefully
We could right this silly rivalry
Here privately, non-violently
But rioting done quietly's a kind of weird irony

Dear diary, we'd like to live in harmony
But harming each other's providing half of the economy
This is a hell of a race, it isn't minor league
Pissing in an elephant's face, tinkle those ivories

Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
It's a messy battle mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human Fall Flat inside Takeshi's castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite
Now you've thought a thought thought of fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys

Never let the competitors get the better of us, nah
Forever trekking till we get to the top
It's a long way down and it's a one way drop
Only when we hit the ground are we gonna say "stop"?
It's a family friendly knock out, don't rock out with your cock out
And Kanye West has definitely come on since College Dropout
Kapow, people crowd around
To see the wildest foul shit
Like Thatcher selling off council housing
Now you're down for the count without a doubt
So tell us how this shit felt when you failed and fell
This isn't clowning round, there is a crown to be held
And I can tell you now without fail
That pound for pound I'm bound to proudly prevail
So bow down and bounce
Or I'll huff and puff and pound your house down
But this fairy tale won't be very fair
Without giving my furry fella Oliver age 24 a shout out

Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
It's a messy battle mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human Fall Flat inside Takeshi's castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite
Now you've thought a thought thought of fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys

After all guys we'll got Five Guys
And get some fried fries, yes I said fried fries
To keep the rhymes tight need to bend the guidelines
Now you see what tryna keep regular content relevant online's like
Jumping in the battle like a white knight
I'm overreacting and charging at them, call me ion-stein
You gotta be this high to ride my d
(That's polite euphemism to describe my penis)
Willy, booby, poo, and wee, bottom
Cup these juicy plums and suck 'em
Hey look, I asked Mediatonic for money
In return for keeping this song clean and they declined, so fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em
Fuck 'em, fuckitty fuckitty fuck fuckitty fuckitty fuck fuck
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em
Fuck 'em, fuck

Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
It's a messy battle mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human Fall Flat inside Takeshi's castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite
Now you've thought a thought thought of fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys
Fall fall, a-fall fall, a-fall guys

Disclaimer, don't fuck Mediatonic
Legal reasons