Tom Cardy Presents The Even Newer Tom Cardy Range

I'm a business man with a business plan
I'm gonna make you money in
(Spoken)
Hello Benton
Do you have more vinyls now?
How is your number in my phone?
I want a new mug and a corduroy hat
What?
You get the corduroy hat and you're on the triple-Js, so I want one
I'm not doing any more merch the fuck? (Merchandise)
I want a new mug, a hat, a bag, and repress the vinyl in a fun color, okay? Goodbye
(Round 2)
(Fight)

Pink
The vinyl is pink and
The high five shirt really makes you think
(Anxious jumper) Very very fine, and
The big breakfast now comes in a mug
Did I say I made a shirt with the same design as the sweater
I don't think I did

Did you know I made a hat
Made a corduroy for your head
You did not
I got a bag that says 'I am tired'
Only buy this bag if you are tired
Please don't ruin the system
Don't make me a liar by buying this bag if you're not tired

If you want a vinyl
Then buy a vinyl
Don't wait till they're sold out
And then message me

I don't have any left
I don't have extra vinyl
That I don't sell lying arou
I don't have there's
No one has vinyls lying around
That's not how vinyls work
That's not how anything works

(Did you restock the vinyl, mister?)
(I want a new mug and a corduroy hat)