I Hate Cowboys

(альбом: I Hate Cowboys & All Dogs Go To Hell - 2023)

I hate cowboys
Their hats just look so stupid
Hate their Wranglers and their boots
And all them jukebox red dirt songs
Man, I hate cowboys
They think they're scared of nothing
Run their mouths about bulls bucking
But eight seconds ain't that long
I wish they'd stay their ass at home

'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door
Turning every head including yours
Pretty thing that's never seen one before
Has got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you're at the bar
Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars
Next thing you know you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys

How they're gone just like the wind
They took a hard one on the chin
And I still ended up on the losing end

'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door
Turning every head including yours
Pretty thing that's never seen one before
Has got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you're at the bar
Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars
Next thing you know you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys
Yeah, I hate cowboys

I hear they ain't all bad and that might be true
But the ones I run into

Man, they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door
Turning every head including yours
Pretty thing that's never seen one before
Has got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you're at the bar
Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars
Next thing you know you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys (Yes, I do)
Yeah, that's why I hate cowboys

From Texarkana over to Oklahoma
Up in Montana to California
While she's yours, you better hold on tight
'Cause once she rides into the night
You'll hate cowboys
Just like I hate cowboys, yeah