Dethklok Gets In Tune (Bonus Track)

(альбом: The Dethalbum - 2007)

[Dick "Magic Ears" Nubbler:] Hey uh, Skwisgaar uh, you might wanna check uh, you sound a little flat

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf:] What's dat? What's dat?

[Dick:] You sound a little flat...

[Skwisgaar:] What? What's dat?

[Toki Wartooth:] He won'ts admits it

[Dick:] Your guitar

[Nathan Explosion:] It sounds like your flat

[Dick:] Your guitar sounds like it's flat

[William Murderface:] Turn that lever

[Toki:] He won'ts admits it

[Nathan:] his guitar is fll

[William:] Uh, it's got-, you gotta turn that lever on the top

[Skwisgaar:] The high ones? The high strings?

[Nathan:] Hey it's Nathan Hey Skwisgaar it's Nathan, your guitars outta tune, just a little bit

[Skwisgaar:] Which ones makes it goes tighter?

[William:] Turn that gear that's, connected to the string

[Skwisgaar:] It's doesn'ts seems to wants to go...ins tunes, ya'know

[Pickles:] Dude you're, you're tuning it the wrong, dude you're tuning it the, your tuning it the wrong way. Skwisgaar your tuning it too low

[William:] It sounds good! It sounds right!

[Pickles:] -you're tuning it the wrong way lemme get in there, lemme get in there, just lemme get in there!

[Pickles:] Hey, I'm in here now, ok?

[Skwisgaar:] Alright fine! Go ahead!

[Pickles:] Lemme try to tune it dude. You just, you gotta go higher than that

[William:] You need a tuning fork?

[Pickles:] Now it's going up see, it's going up see, up see, that's where it's gotta be. See it sounds better, dude it's only getting better

[Skwisgaar:] Yeah it sounds better, yup...

[*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*]

[Skwisgaar:] Oh, you brokes it...

[Dick:] Hey uh, guys, uh

[Pickles:] Yeah?

[Dick:] Try Just try to tune the next one ok? Just try to tune the next one. 'Cause the first one, we lost the first one

[Dick:] The first one's a goner

[William:] Let me in there, lemme in there, lemme in there. Ju LET ME IN THERE! Just here, eh

[William:] I'm in here now

[Skwisgaar:] Hi

[Pickles:] Hey

[William:] Look, here's what we gotta do. The first one is just too high, do this one like this. See, move it and move it. Move it there...

[*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*]

[William:] Somethin's not right!

[Skwisgaar:] Somethin's wrong here!

[William:] Obviously...

[Pickles:] Dude! What's wrong with this? There's something wrong here

[Dick:] Hey guys, uh, sounds like we lost uh, the second one in there

[Skwisgaar:] Yeahs, we just losts the second one

[Pickles:] Yeah, we just lost it

[Dick:] Uh you know what, lets just uh... Let's just move on to the next one ok?

[Skwisgaar:] Yeah... okay

[Dick:] And uh, let's salvage what we can, you know

[Pickles:] Tune the next one!

[Toki:] Let's me in there!

[Dick:] It's uh... Let's get something on tape today ok? So, just uh, try to get the next one in tune ok? 'Cause it sounds a little off... sounds a little off

[Toki:] I'm goin inz there

[Toki:] I'm inz here now

[Pickles:] Hi Tokis

[William:] Hi Toki

[Toki:] You just take it, like this and tunes with, thumbs and fore fingers

[Skwisgaar:] Ooooh yeah. Yeahyeahyeah

[Toki:] -and just turns it, and listens, and turns and listens

[Pickles:] That's what we were doing!

[Toki:] ...-and turns and listens, and turns and

[*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*]

[Toki:] That's that's not right!

[Pickles:] There's there's something wrong with this!

[William:] See? SEE?

[Pickles:] -I think it's the strings!

[Pickles:] I think it's the strings!

[Toki:] I think... there's something wrong with the strings!

[Skwisgaar:] Yeah, maybes it's the strings!

[Toki & Skwisgaar:] Yeah, maybe it's the strings!

[Pickles:] There's something wrong the strings!

[Dick:] Hey uh guys? Hey guys, guys? Guys? It sounds like we uh, we lost uh, another string, I mean I don't

[Skwisgaar:] Yeah...

[Dick:] I don't know what to do with you

[William:] That's what it sounds like in here

[Dick:] I mean I'm at a loss. Maybe I should just uh, you know uh, cut you loose for the day, and hire a tech or something to get in here and take a look at this thing...

[William:] Yeah! Titty bar! Cut us loose man, fuck this shit! ...See ya...

[Skwisgaar:] Dude, it's not happenens

[Dick:] Because I don't I don't know what to do. I I, uhh

[Nathan:] You know what? You know what? I have an I got an idea. I can join let me try, lemme me, just let me get in there

[Dick:] Hey, Nathan wants to give it a shot, guys

[Nathan:] let me get in let me get in there!

[Dick:] Nathan wants to get in there

[Nathan:] I'm in here now

[Everyone:] Hi Nathan

[Nathan:] so here's what you gotta Everybody grab the last few strings

[Pickles:] Well, that's what we've been

[Nathan:] -and just twist them very uh, its about being gentle and listening to the instrument. 'Cause playing a musical instrument

[Skwisgaar:] Ohhh... yeah, yeah...

[Pickles:] Yeah... yeah ok, ok

[Nathan:] -just... very gently

[Nathan:] I don't know what's wro I don't know what's wrong-!

[Everyone:] I think something's wrong with the strings!