The Strip Club (Skit)

(альбом: Guerilla City - 2004)

["Guerilla Nasty" by Guerilla Black plays in the background]

So, look, I don't have a lotta cash on me right now but I watched The Players Club thirty-four times. Lemme ask you: can you make your ass clap?

Yeah

Aight. I mean, can you make it do, like, like, like, a round of applause?

Yeah

O—okay. Can you do the trick with the—um—with the pool stick up your ass?

Hell yeah

Okay. What about the one with the—uh—the credit card down the crack of your ass? I mean, is that possible?

Yeah, but it better work

Uh, so you are—tip drills, basically?

Yeah. That shit is easy

Alright. So let—lemme ask you: can you make your ass levitate? You know, just, like, one buttcheek at a time and hypnotize me with your big, fat ass?

Are you gon' get this lap dance or what?