I Stay Ready

A lot of people ask me
Why I did this
Old school Eminem intro on this song
(That doesn't even make chronological sense)
I know

Now its a double edge sword when you messing with the wordsmith
A dangerous game homie I just wouldn't encourage it
I been known to murder shit
Been known to drop a couple track on a whack rappers backs, snap vertebrates
I suplex bitches on the mic and in real life
I'm damaging shit, your clan[?] is like amateur night
You average at best, I've never been even close to it
I could be spitting in sign-language and still roasting shit
I'm The Jokerr so the shit I do, niggas laugh at it
I join the militant sector of black panthers chapter
And get active with em'
Show up at black lives matters with a gat
And bust a cap in the ass of Colin Kaepernick
Niggas flip out
I'll just be like yo; I'm half black n shit
Then they just be like: oh okay cool, it doesn't matter then
Yo but now I'm jumping fences
Cuz' I did the same shit with Ku Kux Klan to Trump at the Republican convention

I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch
You-You can catch me flossing out my teeth bitch
I STAY READY
Whether I tryna relax at the beach
Or practice my Chi
Nigga it doesn't matter to me!
I STAY READY
Yea Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won't ever get the drop on me homie just because
I STAY READY

You can't get the drop on The Jokerr I'm too swift
I sleep with my eyes pried open with toothpicks
I sleep standing up out standing out in the cold on my stoop gripping
A shottie big enough to blow a hole through a moose with
I juke quick in-and-out the game as I chose
One second I'm there the next I'm not
I aim to confuse
Every possible public version of my name is a ruse
My available information is so hazy and skewed
I got Niggas in the UK thinking I'm from the states
Got niggas from up North thinking I'm from the A
Got niggas on the West Coast thinking I'm from the East
But I'll beat you with a atlas for thinking I'm not a beast!
The way that I bless a track
You think I'm the rhyming priest
Say grace and eat rappers at the holy rhyming feast
I chop 'em in half with my giant teeth while I'm holding feet dangeling vertically gulping em I told you

I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch
You-You can me flossing out my teeth bitch
I STAY READY
I could be blowing a stack at the mall
Or scratching my balls
Nigga it doesn't matter at all!
I STAY READY
Yea Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won't ever get the drop on me simply because
I STAY READY

Look..
The bottom line is you whack, my nigga
You WHACK serious
You teeth are covered in plaque made out of whack-teria
If you a pharaoh they'd bury you in a whack pyramid
Every word that proceeds from your mouth is just whack PERIOD
You seriously just whack in all area
Lyricism, whack shows, whack merchandise, whack appearances
When you die your funeral will be whack
I'm over ya
I sneeze when I'm next to you
I got whacknaphobia
Listen to The Jokerr brah
I'm thinking like a gopher does
Lift you by the throat and bodyslam you like The Hulk, because!
I got a vendetta to serve
I'm known to to hold a grudge
Fifty thousand volts from the socket
Here hold this plug
And when it comes to the rhymes, nigga you notice
I'm supercalifragilisticexpi-rhyma-docious
The top gun you want some top rhyming flow shit
I'm here dick out for Harambe, post it nigga

I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch
You-You can me flossing out my teeth bitch
I STAY READY
I could be catching a fish at the river
Or taking a shit in it
It doesn't make a difference my nigga!
I STAY READY
Yea Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won't ever get the drop on me simply because
I STAY READY