I'm A Yahoo

(альбом: JT XVIII - 2020)

Ha ha!

Ears up, honey money don't grow on trees
So if you wanna walk away with a fistful of dollars
You oughta listen to me
You see, I'm a little good, along with plenty bad
But ugly is something I simply never had
A bucking bronco never stops kicking
So while the clock's ticking here's the thing about the wicked
If you lay 'em to rest, they ain't gonna sleep good
So put me on ice, even though you know I won't keep put
I'll get back in the saddle and leave this whole galaxy shook
I'm all of Buzz Aldrin, crossed with Clint Eastwood
Around the Outer Worlds, I've found no boundaries
Just stores of resources and thousands of bounties
Break any law that I want, that's the only flaw that I've got
This bandit's raising the bar, now step right up for your shot
This cantina's full of dreamers, and lately I've been spacing
Cuz playing by the rules? Well, that ain't my vocation
If light has set the speed limit, why not try to break it?
Hell, I did it in my sleep, while in cryostasis
But I grew tired of lying in wait in hibernation
Now that I'm wide awake, this system is mine to take and
Become the reason all these leader's heads are kind of aching
I'm the problem to their solution no solving my equation
Cuz I'm the unseen variable
In this prison, just to breathe is deemed charitable
I know the board has priorities, but I'm bored of authority
I guess playing rebel is becoming sort of a sport to me
I'm a galactic gunslinger, such a dangerous dude
I'm a lone ranger, and this ain't a planet for two
So plant your lips on my ass, now you're the man in my moon
If you're a space cowboy, it's you I'm pandering to

You gotta get up off your wazoo
Singing yeehaw, yippee ki yay
Holla back if you're a yahoo
Save a highroad, take the highway
Life's wild on the final frontier
No denying, I'm the fliest one here
Cuz bucko, I'm a yahoo
Yapping yeehaw, yippee ki yay

Welcome to the interstellar rodeo
I used to be a nobody, soon you'll get to know me though
Especially the whole board, cuz I'm gonna clean this slate
Theodore Roosevelt would've been rolling in his grave
With this sordid corporate takeover, I'll sort it
If you're onboard with 'em, consider your mission aborted
Cuz we brought our space force, and we're not sharing orbit
If you wasn't scared yet, prepare for terror-forming
We getting rowdy on the Halcyon Colony
Tearing down monopolies without an apology
Got a bounty on my head, but now I'm proud of it, honestly
All my fellow cowboys, mount your saddles and follow me
And ride thy steed at times three lightspeed
Wanna see my license? Like I need ID
Step into the Emerald Vale and set my wild side free
Think you got a quickdraw? Skin your pistol, try me
What a shame, you ain't a daisy at all
Better to end up in a coffin than locked in Tartarus walls
Although it may be cold in space, I ain't taking the fall
If you blame my Shrink Ray for the state of your balls
It's been a long journey, guess it could've gone worse
You got a lot to learn from me, they woke me up first
You be careful who you trust sometimes trust hurts
I only trust my gun, and it just works

You gotta get up off your wazoo
Singing yeehaw, yippee ki yay
Holla back if you're a yahoo
Save a highroad, take the highway
Life's wild on the final frontier
No denying, I'm the fliest one here
Cuz bucko, I'm a yahoo
Yapping yeehaw, yippee ki yay

You gotta get up off your wazoo
Singing yeehaw, yippee ki yay
Holla back if you're a yahoo
Save a highroad, take the highway
Life's wild on the final frontier
No denying, I'm the fliest one here
Cuz bucko, I'm a yahoo
Yapping yeehaw, yippee ki yay