Pop Punk Is Dead (Skit)

(альбом: Life's A Bitch And I'm Her Pimp - 2001)

[Secretary] Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you.
[Tim Chandler] Hey MC!
[MC Chris] Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house.
[Tim Chandler] Haha, yeah.
[MC Chris] Tim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir?
[Tim Chandler] I'm good, how are you?
[MC Chris] I'm great, sir. And you?
[Tim Chandler] Ha...ha...I'm good. Listen, have a seat.
[MC Chris] Thank you, thank you very much. This is comfortable...
[Tim Chandler to Secretary] Thank you, Princess. You can go...
[Secretary] Oh..okay
[Tim Chandler] Ohhh. Let me start by thanking you for a second.
[MC Chris] Okay...
[Tim Chandler] The album...I got the preorders in, they look great. The album sounds great.
[MC Chris] Thanks a lot.
[Tim Chandler] You look like a million bucks.
[MC Chris] Thank you, thank you very much.
[Tim Chandler] Uhhhhh...
[MC Chris] What-what's the matter, Mr Chandler? You look like...is something the matter?
[Tim Chandler] You don't know what I'm going through. It's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that...that pop punk is dead...
[MC Chris] What!?
[Tim Chandler] ...and hip hop is the wave of the future.
[MC Chris] Well...I guess it could be...I mean we don't know for sure.
[Tim Chandler] These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and they...mmmmmmm
[MC Chris] Look c'mon that's good music, Mr.
[Tim Chandler] Ugh...gimme a break.
[MC Chris] Mr. Ch
[Tim Chandler] Egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good...I know hot dogs taste good!
[MC Chris] I know you do, sir.
[Tim Chandler] I eat hot dogs!
[MC Chris] I know, you have some on your desk...
[Tim Chandler] Ohhhh...Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band...but she's married!
[MC Chris] But, it's a great ban
[Tim Chandler] It's a cock-tease band!
[MC Chris] There my, there my friends, dude.
[Tim Chandler] They tease my cock.
[MC Chris] Mr. Chandler...
[Tim Chandler] Listen up. You kid, you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ's sake.
[MC Chris] Well...I do...
[Tim Chandler] That's what I'm looking for, a man's man.
[MC Chris] Yeah...yeah, that's who I am.
[Tim Chandler] Allllright...Get the fuck out of my office.
[MC Chris] O...o...o...okay...Mr. Chandler...thanks for seeing me...
[Tim Chandler] Uh huh...