This Is Not A Christmas Song

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

The Christmas tree's on fire
Santa's holding the lighter
My parents are both liars
I got gifts but want subscribers
Thanks for the candy basket
Oh God, another jacket
My stocking's filled with acid
Am I dreaming? What just happened?

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

My neighbors compete to see
Who can put up more blinding lights
The kids all wish away the month
'Cause they want presents in sight
This year had me so mad
I've been bad, got coal that
Is sitting under my tree
I think that my Christmas has died

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

When I was just a boy
Christmas brought so much joy
Couldn't wait for the presents and laughter
I couldn't sleep late at night
Looking for Santa with lights
Those are the memories I still remember
Then I became a man
Lost sight of who I am
But right in front of me was the answer
'Cause on Christmas I feel joy
And I turn back to a boy
The answer is to stay young forever

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song