Acapella Ditty

Well a hello and a howdy
We're so very glad to see you.
And we're getting kinda rowdy
And we've got a lot to say
And we're going to try and do our very best to entertain you
And we hope you'll be delighted by the time you go away
And we are called by name Oingo Boingo
And we're here just to entertain you
Make you laugh and maybe offend you
But we hope that you, will be happier than when you came because
It is more fun. Just relax, prepare to come undone.

Madness in large portions to serve you
Second helpings come with mashed potatoes.
Wylee, weelie, wylee wailee, we are called the Oingo Boingo
Not Gazingo, or Gazongo, or by any other name
And we'll punch you in the kisser if you dare to call us Bingo
'Cause we're called the Oingo Boingo
And it's simply not the same.
No it's simply not the same