That Guy

(albüm: Space Vampires Vs. Zombie Dinosaurs In 3D - 2011)

[That Guy:] Hey, you're "Beer Is Good", right?
[Rob:] Heh. Well, actually, my name is Rob
[That Guy:] Hell yeah, beer is good man! I love that there beer song, but Hey! Come on man, sing it for me! Right now!
[Rob:] What? N-no, not here... II
[That Guy:] Oh, come on man! Come on, sing it for me! You know the words! "Beer is good, beer is good, beer is good!"
[Rob:] ...and stuff...
[That Guy:] Whoo! Yeah! Hell yeah, beer is good, man! Hey man, I'll tell you what, I'm a bit of a beer connoisseur myself! What kind of beers you like?
[Rob:] Well, um, I like imports... uh, darker beers like Killian's, Newcastle
[That Guy:] Well, I ain't never done heard of any of those beers, but I tell you that, I really like the, uh, Natty Light, the Keystone, the, uh, Milwaukee's Best... say, you ever heard of PBR?
[Rob:] ...yeah, I have.
[That Guy:] Yeah, man, I dunno what it stands 'fer, I just know that that's what I've always called it. But I tell you, this one time, I was drinking some of that there PBR while cutting the lawn, and there was this damn tree I kept running over with the damn tractor! Well, that damn tractor kept stalling on me and I didn't see a dent on it... 'course on the count that I was so drunk so the next time it went out on me, I stuck my hand up in that sum'bitch anyways, and before I knew it WHAM! I lost my damn fingers! Well, I was so drunk and frunk from drinking nothing but the damn PBR, so I just kept mowing that damn tree trunk. 'Bout twenty minutes later, this guy came up...