Super Mario Bros. The Musical

(albüm: Random Encounters: Season 9 - 2019)

If a turtle takes your girlfriend, then just give us a call.
We do rescues for a very modest fee.
We can handle any Koopa Troopa trouble at all
-with a limited service guarantee!

If you need to catch a bunny, better get out your money,
cause we got a bargain here today!
Baking cookies! Demolition! We'll take any old commission
-for a pittance of our ordinary pay.

We're the Mario Brothers!
Don't accept any others!
Because saving your princess
is part of our business!
So call up the Mario Bros!

Say you need a golden beetle for your new beetle box
-or your ape can't be kept inside its cage.
Or perhaps you lost your Power Star in Dire Dire Docks
-we can find that for a small but honest wage!

Star Road broken? Home is haunted? We're entirely undaunted!
There's no problem too big -or price too low!
We can dance! He can paint! -I'm a pilot, but he ain't
We're Olympic-level go-kart-golfing pros!

We're the Mario Brothers!
We're your number one druthers!
We play tennis and soccer
I'm also a doctor!
Make way for the Mario Bros!

If you've got graffiti to erase…
Or you need our help in outer space!
We can ref a fight or check your piping
Travel time or teach you typing
Blast off Bowser's face!

We're the Mario Brothers!
We're discreet undercover!
Need a Rabbid ejection
Or hotel inspection?
We'll plan you a party, yo!
KO Lucario!
Just ask the Mario Bros!