Sir Psycho Sexy

(albüm: Blood Sugar Sex Magik - 1991)

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
"Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me!
Sometimes I find I need to scream"

He's a freak of nature, but we love him so
He's a freak of nature, but we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleeding
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no, that would be treason
Believe me, Eve, she gave good reason
Booty looking too good not to be squeezing
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a giving 'cause she's the receiver
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Making her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man that I met one time)
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man that left me blind)
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man, he's the man, he's the man)
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (Yeah)

He's a freak of nature, but we love him so
He's a freak of nature, but we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm telling you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "What's up? Now suck my dick"
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch, so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Propping her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped, "Ooh, that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man that you met one time)
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man that'll leave you blind)
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms, in your legs, in your pussy, I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love, there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl getting off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowing my ass right off the map
Ooh and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while