Shane Dawson

I be feeling like Shane Dawson
2008 is awesome
I could say anything I wanted
Face is painted like Rick Ross's
Swim in AdSense money
Rap record like Bill Cosby
Get down with my little cousin
Burn it all down like Benghazi

Got Drake's first album
Looking handsome, young and passionate
Got my fashion like Kardashian
Check that shit
King of new media
Got my own page on Wikipedia
I'm finna raise up my whole family
Fly mama out to Disney

It's the bitch's first time on a plane
Watch out for snakes every day
Dipping my marbles in Jenna
Five years till I found out I'm gay
Emo hair, I don't care
Scenester flair everywhere
I'm a ghetto trailer kid
But I made it to the A list

I be feeling like Shane Dawson
2008 is awesome
I could say anything I wanted
Face is painted like Rick Ross's
Swim in AdSense money
Rap record like Bill Cosby
Get down with my little cousin
Burn it all down like Benghazi

Smosh is big but I move past 'em
I'm a YouTube Michael Jackson
Look how fast this white trash is come
I was just some loser fat kid, now
I got the Lex, the Bentley 6
Sxephil asks me for tips
Send tits on Omegle bitch
My feature pic streaming on Netflix

Front row seats to watch the Knicks
With a couple chicks born in 96
How many licks does it take to drip
Bitches fight for me like Michael Vick
I'm browsing Instagram for pics
I think the bitch is like five or six
Bart Baker doing blackface, yeah
I'm the one that taught him all the tricks

Feeling like Shane Dawson
2008 is awesome
I could say anything I wanted
Face is painted like Rick Ross's
Swim in AdSense money
Rap record like Bill Cosby
Get down with my little cousin
Burn it all down like Benghazi