Crofters: The Musical

[Roman:]
It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense
We're bombarded with grim black currant events
I should drop this whole serious song pretense
'Cause this song is not about all that

[Thomas:]
We made a partnership with Crofter's!
We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear
We believe it meant to extend us an offer...

[Roman:] ...for which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!

[Logan:]
Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild...
...Blueberry
Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?
Even I...
I don't have the vocabulary
To describe what I'm feeling inside
But for me it's very unordinary
The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day
In a local health foods grocery

[Thomas:]
I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake
Discovering a treasure once unknown to me
But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!
Guys, I cannot believe this is real...

[Logan:]
My own jam?!

I am going to flip my lid
Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild... blueberry
[Roman:] I'm fraught with jelly-sy. I can't believe you're telling me
[Logan:] Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?
[Roman:] That he's the favored side!
[Both:] Even I...
[Logan:] I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm...
[Roman:] I don't have the vigor to bear the loss of pride that I'm...
[Both:] ...feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary.

[Thomas:] But, Roman, do you like it?

[Roman:]
Like it?
Like it!?
This is Crofter's!

[Thomas & Logan:] This is Crofter's!

[Roman:] We're talking Crofters!
[Thomas:] Sweet, sweet Crofter's!

[Roman:]
I mean this jelly might as well be gold!
It's all that I opt for!

[Logan:]
'Cause Crofter's is the only jelly
I put in my belly

[Thomas:] Only jelly in my belly

[Roman & Thomas:]
Only jelly in my belly
Only jelly in my belly

[All:] The only jelly I'll put in my belly!