Dixon Cider

(albüm: The Sweet Sound Of Smosh - 2013)

Sometimes, you have bad days; days when you think nothing can bring you up.
But if you got a girl, you got nothing to worry about, just listen here and we'll tell you just what's up.

Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
And show her love with your Dixon Cider
And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider in her mouth hole flowing down inside her.
Grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider
Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider
And show her family your Dixon Cider in her mouth hole flowing down inside her

You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again, (hey, hey ho)
Then you can shout it out and go tell all of your friends. (Hey, hey ho)
I love Dixon Cider and I will till the day that I die.
I would even choose it over... uh... oh... uh... I guess... pie?

It makes me feel so good I wanna have more Dixon Cider
If I don't get enough I'll beg and plead cause girl you know just what I need

I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider
If your girl don't want it then you best go hide her
Cause I find her give her Dixon Cider
Push, shove it all down inside her
Make her thirst for the Dixon Cider
Put it on a string so I can ride her
All day every day Dixon Cider
Can't wait to pour it all inside her

Dixon Cider!
I was 13 when I had my first Dixon Cider I had so much when I talked, I would slur.
Parents didn't like it, there was nothing they could do.
Then my momma tried it, she started slurring too.
My dad said, "No more Dixon Cider till you're older, " I said "Hell no!"
So I rolled him over with a boulder.
And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care...
Can anyone save me from this killer bear?

It don't matter who you are, white, black, asian or hispanic.
There's no need to panic; you know this shit's organic.
If you don't get enough, it could make you go nuts.
Grab your Dixon Cider... wash it down with doughnuts.
Grab your girl and get some Dixon Cider,
Sweet, sweet love you will provide her.
Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider.
In her mouth hole flowing down inside her
Then shower her with Dixon Cider
With all your clothes on that's what I prefer
Show your love with Dixon Cider
Push and shove it all down inside her.

So that's the deal and we hope you understand
We want the whole world with Dixon Cider in it's hand
If you're wondering what this song is really all about,
We're talking bout shoving penises in your mouth.

Yeah!