Fuck 2020

Stupid fucking dude out in Wuhan ate a fucking bat
Didn't wash his hands and gave the plague to the rest of the planet
If you didn't have time to fry the damn thing
Nuke it the microwave

Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick

Kobe Bryant, Frankie Banali, Kenny Rogers too
Little Richard, Sean Connery, Neil Pert and Kurt Fucking Douglas
And if that shit wasn't bad enough, Eddie Van Halen too

Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick

Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick

Gigs have all been canceled
Movie theaters too
I'm deemed non-essential
And now I can't get an Asian massage
I'm more stressed out than ever
And I can't even blow a load!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick
2020 can suck my fucking dick
2020 can lick my motherfucking balls
Fuck 2020!
2020 can suck my motherfucking dick!
Ca'mon Satch

Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte
With whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles

Was asked to leave the establishment
Cause I didn't have a fucking mask

Fuck 2020
Fuck 2020
Fuck 2020

Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick
Fuck 2020
2020 sucks my motherfucking dick

2020 sucks my motherfucking dick