Goop All Over The Phone (Pleasant All Over The Bill)

(albüm: Slippery When Ill - 1989)

There's goop all over the phone (goop all over the phone)
And Pleasant all over the bill

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tending bar
Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star
Her singing voice was pleasing, that's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same

How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood

But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone (goop all over the phone)
And Pleasant all over the bill

Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honeybee
And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile
Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile

How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood

But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone (goop all over the phone)
And Pleasant all over the bill

Now he went off atouring, 'cause the Vandals gotta play
But with every show their love costs more 'cause he gets further away
There's only one solution, a phony calling card
But he yapped and yapped till he got slapped with a serious federal charge

How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood

There's goop all over the phone (goop all over the phone)
And Pleasant all over the bill

Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears
And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years
He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law,
But I ain't no stoop so gimme the goop 'cause I still got one phone call."

Yeah there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone (goop all over the phone)
And Pleasant all over the bill

And goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone (goop all over the phone)
Goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill