Drunk As Fuck

I woke up hard with a pounding head
Spend all morning deleting texts
Wing sauce on my fingers
Hard liquor on my breath

Front door's broken, must have kicked it in
That's three this month, man I did it again
Pizza guys on my couch
Reckin I made a new friend last night

I got drunk as fuck
Where'd I park my truck
Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must of got sucked
Cum stains on my jean pants
Beard covered in cocaine
Weird feeling in my ass guess I must of shoved something up it again last night

I got drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again

Boy it's hard to slow it down
When you're the hottest shit in town
Everybody and their mother always trying to buy you a whole fucking round

Tried double A twice, that's twenty-four steps
No I don't drink no more
But I don't drink no less
When I quit four week on the dead of lean
Was getting me hooked on meth
Last night I got

Drunk as fuck
Where'd I park my truck
Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must have got sucked
Cum stains on my jean pants
Beard covered in cocaine
Weird feeling in my ass guess I must have shoved something up it again
Last night I got

Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again

My old lady said, I should quit
Have one more, and I forget
Four or five more, and I'm out of control
Now she's bitching at me puking on the toilet bowl

So last night I got
Drunk as fuck
Where'd I park my truck
Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must have got sucked (yeah)
Cum stains on my jean pants
Beard covered in cocaine
Weird feeling in my ass guess I must have shoved something up it again
Last night I got

Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again
Drunk as fuck
I'm fucking drunk as fuck
Drunk as fuck again
And again
Fucked up on beer