Gollum vs Smeagol Rap Battle

We wants it, we needs it
We must have the precious, They stole it from us
Yes, well we is no better
Smeagol?
Yo, G it's me
Your OG equal
We need to be peaceful with these people; not evil
You is always too weak You is always too feeble!
I'll hope these shire folk tie a rope round their vile throats
I alone deserve to wear the ring-bearer's necklace
No, we know it only brings terror, precious
No, we must protect the master, guide him on his course
Those sneaky hobbitses? Wicked, tricksy, false
They lies and they cheats They finds and they theifs

The only thing that we could finally need is... The precious
So let us lead him deceitfully; Smeagol so we could be
No, no! Master's my friend, not false, he is true!
You don't have any friends, Nobody likes you
Not the fat one or the master, nor the sun or the moon
Not listening not listening!!!
You'se sickening...
Besides, what kind of friend ties us to leeches?
But when we said it burnses, the master released us
We swear on the precious to lead these hobbitses, Gollum...
What is this nonsense? We gots them believing a lie; we gots to be deceitful and why?
Don't you remember that hobbitses is tricksy?
Don't you remember the Bagginses history?
Yes we does, but the precious cursed us; and the master
Your lines are dark, but my riddles are darker
I comes first, and follows after I ends life, I kills laughter
Biting my rhymes with your white horse on a red hill
Champ them, stamp them; then you stand still
No Don't bring up the Bagginses riddles, just stop it!
Well he was the theif, with what's in his pocket
It cheatses, it loses precious, we should have eats it
Don't stews it, a raw and wriggling feastses
Tasty treatses, tasty treatses
But so alone now, now we weepses...
We hates it, we hates it! We hates it forever!
So we takes it, we takes it; we takes it, the precious...
We were banished, but it's ours to reclaim like that maggotses bagginses did when he came
Before we were betrayed...
Before we left the cave
Before meeting with Shelob and we would evade her
Before we were interrogated and were made to persuade Sauron of our honest mistake; it was painful!
We remembers ...
Before being caught by Aragorn, and taken to Gandalf the Grey
Before we even heard of Mirkwood and escaped!
Before we walked into Moria to wait for the day
We laid eyes on the prize; the precious again!
Face it Smeagol, you'se simply evil ...
Don't forget that you can be lethal
No!
Don't forget what you did to Deagol, murderer...
Go away
Go away? Hahaha
Don't forget what they said, on our own birthday!
''Murderer,'' they called us and drove us away...
''You hopeless disgrace, you-''
I hate you, I hate you!
Where would you be without me? ''Gollum... gollum..''
Probably all dead, probably all rotten!
I saved us, it was me! We's survived because of me!
We's alive because I rised upon the cries you used to weep!
We's alive because I picked and catched the fish we had to eat!
We's alive because of you, maybe before; we needed you then... but not anymore
What did you say?!
Is something wrong with your brain? master looks after us!
After supplanting us!
We cannot takes it, We needs my precious!!!
No, we don't need you and we don't need your vengeance
Leave now, and never come back
No, trust us, you don't want that
Leave now, and never come back
Ughh, don't leave me Smeagol, over one rap!
Leave, now, and, never, come, back!
...
But you told me to go away and open the doors precious
Gollum, gollum, gollum Uh actually, I should just take the precious
Cheers for that uh, eh, yeah, it's Smeagol's now

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