You Can't Pray The Gay Away

Brothers and Sisters
Prayer is a powerful thing
In these trying times, we pray
We pray hard

But. There are some matters
Where we would be better servants of the Lord
By accepting was it
And not bothering him

Come on!

You can't pray the gay away
You can't pray the gay away
No matter what your preacher say
No matter what your preacher say
There's no fighting DNA.
You can't pray the gay away

Mama oh mama you can't blame yourself
Just cause your baby boy took your high heels off the shelf
Daddy thought football would make a man of him
But now he spends all his time cruising the gym

You can't pray the gay away
You can't pray the gay away
No matter what your preacher say
No matter what your preacher say
There's no fighting DNA.
You can't pray the gay away

Well the Reverend Bill, at the church of Christ
Says he needs reprogramming
That boy ain't right
Send him off to camp where he could get fixed
Had the summer of his life
Never saw so many dicks

You can't pray the gay away
You can't pray the gay away
No matter what your preacher say
No matter what your preacher say
There's no fighting DNA
You can't pray the gay away

You may not know it
But you know lots of them
Statistically speaking
1 out of every 10
Every family's got one
You might call him Auntie Fred
Mama says he harmless, lest he's trying to give you head Awwoh!

You can't pray the gay away
You can't pray the gay away
No matter what your preacher say
No matter what your preacher say
There's no fighting DNA
You can't pray the gay away

Hey! You can't pray the gay away

A-men

Hallelujah
Bless your heart