Ur Fugly (Relatively)

What you see is not a problem, baby
Because visibly I'm a hot 10
We could be friends, but I would be the hot one
Making you the ugly by comparison one

And it would be a shame to have to explain
To everybody on the street that we meet
That I'm not walking my dog, I did not lose a bet
I'm just eating lunch with my relatively ugly friend

You aren't that grotesque, really
If you existed in a vacuum
But it's hard to appear like anything but shit
When I look like me and you look like you

What you see is not a problem, baby
Because visibly I'm a hot 12
And if I went to hell it would feel chilly
Compared to the heat drippin offa me

You're a 7 on a good day
I'm a .53 away from infinity "comparatively"
What you see is not a problem, absolutely
You're fugly relatively