A.U.

(albüm: Two Monkeys - 1997)

A U Come outside
I'm fed up with you looking
Like the cat who got the cooking
I said A U You and me outside
You've got the kind of face
The face of a git
And I really want to hit it
I said A U You and me outside

Coz I've been watching you
Chatting up all the girls
And I'm fed up with you
And I've drunk enough

Someone's gonna get a slap tonight
Someone's gonna get whacked tonight
Someone's gonna get a smack tonight from me
And it's gonna be you

A U You look like a poof
How loud do I shout it?
Tell me what you're gonna do about it
A U You and me outside
You're a bloke who's heading for one
A real fist magnet if ever I saw one
A U You and me outside

I saw you kiss that girl
Over in the corner
It's not jealousy
It's just you and me

Someone's gonna get a slap tonight
Someone's gonna get whacked tonight
Someone's gonna get a smack tonight from me
And it's gonna be you

You've got too much dosh, you're everything I hate
You talk all posh, you make me so irate
You're so cock sure, you're a liability
I told you before, it's not jealousy
It's not jealously
It's just you and me

Someone's gonna get a slap tonight
Someone's gonna get whacked tonight
Someone's gonna get a smack tonight from me
And it's gonna be
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