We Tapped That Ass

(albüm: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 2) - 2017)

[Josh:]
I banged you here
And on this couch
In the doorway
On every stair

[Greg:]
I nailed you there
And on this chair
The hallway

[Both:]
We tapped that ass all over this house

[Greg:]
Sometimes him, sometimes me

[Josh:]
Though never simultaneously

[Greg:]
But one of us was hitting it, usually

[Both:]
We tapped that ass all over this house

You'll never escape us
'Cause we live in your head
Just two swell dudes that you screwed

[Greg:]
Here

[Josh:]
And here

[Greg:]
And here

[Josh:]
And there

[Both:]
And even occasionally in your bed

[Josh:]
That bed is really uncomfortable

[Greg:]
Right? it's like a prison cot

[Josh:]
On the stove

[Greg:]
Over the sink

[Josh:]
And sort of in the fridge
One time I think

[Greg:]
And then we hit the back patio

[Josh:]
That's where we hit your back pati..
Oh!

[Both:]
We tapped that ass all over this house

How many times did we tap that behind?

[Greg:]
Well, let's estimate

[Josh:]
On an average day, I would have to say
Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8!

[Greg:]
What? too cheeky?

[Josh:]
Hey, does this ring a bell?
(Sung)
"A little to the left..."

[Greg:]
"Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right..."

[Josh:]
"Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left..."

[Greg:]
"Right there! right there!"

[Josh:]
"Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!"

[Greg:]
Barkeep, what's on tap?

[Rebecca:]
It's me, and my ass

[Greg:]
Ooh, sounds refreshing!

[Josh:]
On the table you were willing and able

[Greg:]
On the ottoman
You took a lotta man

[Josh:]
And on the safe in the closet
I made a deposit

[Xander:]
I also tapped that ass all over this house!

[Josh:]
Let's wrap this up with a big finish!

[Greg:]
But where should we finish?

[Rebecca:]
Please not on my chest... no, you'll scratch it!

[Greg:]
On the accent wall

[Josh:]
On the bathroom floor

[Greg:]
You didn't care where

[Josh:]
You just wanted more

[Both:]
How much more tapping could one ass endure?
We tapped that ass (tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass (tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass all over this house!