Christmas Everywhere

(albüm: Christmas Everywhere - 2018)

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas everywhere
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas pulling out my hair
Shoppers lined up out the door
Traffic backed up miles and more
It's Christmas time, so what the heck
Let's go spend the whole paycheck

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, morning, noon and night
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, am I right?
Larry wants a Lincoln Log
Carrie wants a puppy dog
And Johnny wants a ball and bat
Hey, let's make that a cowboy hat
Momma wants a kitchen sink
And daddy wants a stiffer drink
Grandma wants us to cut the crap
Grandpa wants a nice long nap

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas out the waz
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas up the schnozz
Come all ye faithful, don't be slow
It's Christmas time, you can't say no

Rudy wants a motorboat
Judy wants a new mink coat
Penny wants a brand new car
Jenny wants to be a star
And Billy wants the state of Texas
Lilly wants to sue her exes
Maggie wants a string of pearls
Donald wants to rule the world

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas here again
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas wearing thin
Deck the halls, it is the season
We don't need no rhyme or reason
It's Christmas time, go spread the cheer
Pretty soon gon' be next year

As long as I'm upon your knee
Please Santa won't you bring to me
A time machine that I can ride
Back to the day John Lennon died
I know that I could stop the man
Who held that pistol in his hand
And by the way for what it's worth
Please bring my sister peace on earth

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas makes me happy
I love Christmas cold and grey, I love it sweet and sappy
Says crazy kissing Cousin Flo:
"Let's break out the mistletoe"
Spike the punch with something strong
Sing our favorite Christmas song
Up On The Rooftop, click click click
That [?] they call Saint Nick

Oh, yeah