Liposuction

(albüm: Bendy's Law - 1997)

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a'swimming
And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons
Stop eating that birdseed, friend, 'cause what you really need
Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed

Liposuction, liposuction
The new immediate weight reduction plan
Trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

If you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting vaster
Your thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone off to pasture
If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting leaner
Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner

Liposuction, liposuction
The new immediate weight reduction plan
Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Barbara Hershey's lips
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

Yee-haw
Here we go

If your waist line is a'surging
And in need of some reversion
And your overall weight dispersion's
Getting on the verge of perversion
I'm encouraging an excursion
To go searching for a surgeon
And get your emergency purging of the burgeoning fat
Emerging from your chin

Liposuction, liposuction
The new immediate weight reduction plan
Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man
Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

Well the doctor's bill may vex ya
But it sure beats anorexia
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man