So Hip It Hurts

(albüm: How To Be A... Zillionaire - 1985)

Do you remember when men wore skirts? so hip!
In kipper ties like jealous flirts so hip!
In calico and in brocade shirts so hip it hurts!

Do you remember when girls wore slacks? so hip!
Traffic stops, men get heart attacks so hip!
Seems so strange that they took it like that so hip it hurts!

He's so hip so hip it...
She's so hip so hip it...
They're so hip so hip it hurts!
So hip it...

Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? so hot!
They kind of face you could idolise so what!
The kind of shape that gets advertised so hip it hurts!

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey
I'll admit even though it hurts me
She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy

So hip it hurts!

He's so hip so hip it...
She's so hip so hip it...
They're so hip so hip it hurts!
So hip it hurts!
So hip it...

He's so hip so hip it...
She's so hip so hip it...
They're so hip so hip it hurts!
So hip it hurts!
So hip it...

He's so hip so hip it...
She's so hip so hip it...
They're so hip so hip it hurts!
So hip it hurts!
So hip it...