Intro

(albüm: Dead End - 2015)

Call this girl real quick.
C'mon pick up.
Oh! Okay, two rings and a voicemail. That's great.
That's exactly what I wanted to hear. You're fucking voice. In a voicemail.
Yo-uh, hey Deb, what's going on?
I've called you like, I don't know, maybe fifty times in the last, what? Three hours?
I'm waiting for you to pick up the phone?
I just need to talk to you man, like.
I been-I been drinking about you.
What the! Fuck you! Gahddamnit man. People don't know how to fucking drive.
Anyway, I been drinking about you. I been thinking about you.
And I dunno what the fuckin I'm gonna do.
You know? So. Please pick up the phone.
We can talk about it, we can fix things and...
At least give me my closure, cause without my closure I go. Bananas.
You know this. And I know this.
Anyway, I'mma call you back, I'mma let you think about it and uh...
See you in a min-I mean I'll call you in a little bit.
My life is fuckin beautiful.
And there's snow outside. And it's cold.
That's great. Love it.
Alright cool. Umm, you know what I think it's been a while, I'mma call her again.
O-oh that's great, another voicemail. Ha, she loves me. I know she does.
She just playing hard to get. Fucking bitch.
Oh hello? Debbie? Hey. Um. I'm leaving another voicemail.
Um, just to say you can suck my dick and uh, I hope you fucking die.
Yeah, I'm on my way to the bar right now.
I'm gonna get fucked up and hopefully um, find a fine chick and take her home and fuck the shit outta her.
Yeah, so. While I'm doing that, I hope you choke on a fucking pretzel.
And uh, fucking rot. Kay?
Ohhh shit!