Which One Of You Is From Cwmbran

(albüm: Original Pyrite Material - 2019)

In every crowd on every data base
Theres always someone from this place
You could be in a queue or on the face of the sun
But I guarantee theres always at least one
Not like Highlander theres loads and loads
Spreading out unnoticed and the population grows
You already seen at least one today
So when you see a group of people simply say

Which one of you is from Cwmbran
Theres always someone from Cwmbran
You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
But theres always someone from Cwmbran

Down the south of Spain topping up my tan
Who should I see a bloke from Cwmbran
Im in the North Pole and what do you know
I see my mate Steve from the valley of the crow
On a photographic tour of Cuba
I met bloke from Cwmbran who drives and Uber
I was in LA complaining about the smog
I met a loverly couple from Croesyceiliog

Which one of you is from Cwmbran
Theres always someone from Cwmbran
You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
But theres always someone from Cwmbran

I watched a film that was shown in Cann
And I bought pop corn from a bloke from Cwmbran
Went and saw the pyramids just for a thrill
And the tour guid said he was from Thornhill
Kissed a girl in Crete just because
She wasn't from Cwmbran but her mother was
New York Paris Kazakhstan
Theres always someone from Cwmbran

You could go to Buckingham Palace to the changing of the guard
With all them soldiers and their helmets what are really fucking hard
From Egypt to the pyramids to bull fighting in Spain
Your guaranteed to come across bloke who's name is Carl or Dane
He's roughly thirty seven and working on the bins
Or possibly a priest absolving you of all your fucking sins
But when you get to talking to him in the way you can
He'll simply say… I'm from Cwmbran

One in every one thousand people is from Cwmbran
Thats a fact I seen it on the internet

Which one of you is from Cwmbran
Theres always someone from Cwmbran
You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
But theres always someone from Cwmbran

I was hanging out in London just near barking
Overheard someone talking about the free parking
When I spun round to take a look at the man
Turned out it was a bloke that I knew from Cwmbran
Outstanding when I'm rocking round the world
Meeting up with so many guys and girls
In every country that people come up to me
I meet a Cwmbranastani as a guarantee
It's like a dog with a bone it's like a home from home
Seems the whole wild world is a Cwmbran zone
You can be in Magaluf off your head on a pill
There'll be some one there who works for Torfaen council
Yous half brother Steve and his half cousin Stan
Ive heard they both come from Llantarnam
New York London Paris Japan
Even my missus comes from Cwmbran

She's wicked my missis she's well lush
Loves you love innit
She loves the pink wine
She gets on it with me on a Tuesday
Big up to Cwmbran

Which one of you is from Cwmbran
Theres always someone from Cwmbran
You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
But theres always someone from Cwmbran

Big ups to the Cwmbran Stadium massive
Wicked