I Wanna Be Like

(albüm: Original Pyrite Material - 2019)

Aww fucking hell these songs are good in they
It's amazing
We need to do one thats like not as good as the others
It will make the better ones sound good do you know what I mean
You ,eat like one of them songs propel skip over and don't listen to like
Yeah it's the one like you fast forward in the car
Yeah something really boring
I got a fucking idea why don't we do a song about our heroes you know what people
What we like and all that people what we wanna be like and all
That's mediocre as fuck
No ones gonna fucking listen to that
I'm turning it off before I've even fucking recorded it mate
Put a beat on Xain lets rip a track

There's loads of people I respect
And each I select for a different aspect
Wanna be like the man from Go Compare
Or link Don King with his loverly hair
Like Tony Montana in Scarface
I wanna be like the Beast off of the Chase
It's not where your from it's where your at
I wanna be like Biggie but not as fat

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like the cast from All Allo
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like Martin Bashir

I wanna be like all of the Woo Town Clan
Be a Ghostface Killah shopping in Cwmbran
Like method Man have my own TV show
Hanging out with Rake One smoking Endo
I want to be like Gary Lineker that would be sweet
Be on Match Of The Day with all the crisps I can eat
Like Paul Mccartney when he was in Wings
Or Michael Jackson before he did those terrible things

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like Bamber Gascoigne
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like Oliver Reed

There's people in life I aspire to
Wanna be like Jackie Chan doing Kung Foo
Like Richard Madeley saying the wrong thing
Or Frank Bruno when he stepped in the ring
Like Jimi Hendrix but not as dead
Or Kurt Cobain before he blew off his head
I want to be like James Martin cooking a flan
But most of all I want to be Batman

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like Craig David
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like John Craven

I want to be like all the people I love
Like Jeremy Beadle with a time leather glove
Imaging all the coolest fuckers you've ever seen
Like being King Dong but with a tiny peen
I wanna be like Blacklace do the Superman
Or Gazza just before he got wrecked on the cans
I don't know why I said that I don't even like soccer
Rather be Lemmy form Moterhead coz he's a rocker
I wanna be like Arthur Lowe
Don't tell em Pike yo coz that's my flow
I wanna be like Les Dennis or Dustin Gee
Or Tinhead from Brookside coz he's proper GLC
I wanna be like all my favourite stars
Howard from Tomorrow's World driving futuristic cars
Or judith hann the list never ends
And if I can't be like them I like to think we'd be friends

I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like Howard from the Halifax adverts
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like
Uh I wanna be like my mother coz she's wicked