DJ Play My Song

Tonight's the night we can leave it all behind
We're gonna run this town nothing but music on our mind
You came to the right place
You're a damn fine girl with a nice face
Mr. DJ, make the music play all night long
Won't you kick it off by spinning my favorite song?
Sorry, but my playlist is already set
This'll turn into a circus if I take requests
Just live it for tonight and nothing more
So crank it up while we rock on the dance floor
All the stress and the worries disappear
So Mr. DJ, turn it up in here
The volume is already at the legal limit
So calm down and me let do my job for a minute, bitch!

Oh DJ, play my song now
No! Leave me alone!
And turn the music up
These levels are really ideal!
Tonight's the one night that matters
That seems short sighted!
We'll dance 'til the sun comes up
The club closes at 3, guys
Up
Just managing expectations
Up
'Til the sun comes up
Last calls at 2:30
Up
It's strictly enforced
Up
'Til the sun comes up
Just enjoy the party like everyone else, okay?
You're getting creepy

Tonight's the night we forget about the rest of the world
Why'd you follow me here? I'm taking a piss
Can't use my dick to control my playlist
Music's what I need and I'm a very needy girl
It's been an hour since we closed the club
I can't play anything while my gear's unplugged
I'm gonna go hard until I've got nothing left
Don't need to slow down, I can just sleep when I'm dead
I'm not a DJ when I'm here in the office
You're gonna get me fired if you don't stop this
Hands in the air, wave 'em side to side
What, again?
Then to the other side then back to the side
That is the dumbest dance
Keep your hands up, don't put 'em down
Oh Mr. DJ, turn it up right now
I don't want to give everybody hearing loss
Temporary joy has a lifelong cost, bitch!

Oh DJ, play my song now
No! Leave me alone!
And turn the music up
I can't get another noise violation!
Tonight's the one night that matters
Why are you yelling?
We'll dance 'til the sun comes up
You just rhymed "up" with "up"
Up
You're really phoning this in
Up
'Til the sun comes up
Does "mouse" rhyme with "mouse"?
Up
No, it's the same word!
Up
'Til the sun comes up

VIP trying to keep it low key
You're killing me with the karaoke
Good Lord, we didn't deserve this
Nobody ordered Lohan with the bottle service
You're acting like a president elect
Quiet down, show the DJ a little respect
Oh, you wanna hear your favorite song?
Stay at home in your pajamas, turn the stereo on
He wanna play David Bowie tonight?
Shut your mouth and enjoy some songs about space flight
Ground control to a major ego
Shit, she tricked me into guesting on her single

DJ, play my song now
Did my agent sign me up for this?
And turn the music up
What the hell, you're fired
Tonight's the one night that matters
I got you ten percent of this track
We'll dance 'til the sun comes up, up, up
What the hell, you're rehired
'Til the sun comes up
No! Et tu, Brute?
Up
'Til the sun comes up
Yeah, yeah, 'til the sun comes up
Why are you doing this to me?
Up
She's ruining my life!
Up
Yeah, yeah (No!)
'Til the sun comes up
Quit it!
'Til the sun comes up