Cougar Catnip

Back when I was nothing
You probably would've walked on by
You probably would've walked on by
Now you out here fronting
All up in my face and I don't know why
I don't even know why you talk to me girl

Oooo if I was Mystikal
I would tell you to watch yourself
Oooo if I was Juvenile
I would tell you to back that ass up well
Go and play your tricks on someone else girl
Baby when you talk to me
I don't get the sincerest impression that you're giving a damn
Oh no now
You way too frickin hot for me
Which makes me think you believe I'm different than I actually am

If I was DJ Quik
I'd say that I don't wanna party with you at all
If I was Ludacris
I'd probably tell your crazy ass to move
Girl get out the way I'm no one's fool

If you were the best thing for me
Tell me why you had to take all this time
You and the rest ignore me
A year ago why would I ever wanna try again
You were the right one honey
Why you got a look on your face like you've done this before
Keep tripping
I ain't picking you up off the floor

Back before they found me
You would've forgot my name
You would've forgot my name
Now you're up here clowning
All up in my face trying to get your way
I don't even know what you think you're doing

Oooo if I was Master P
I done told you to get up
(Ay sha na na na)
Oooo if I was P.O.S
I would simply say fuck your stuff
Go and play your games with someone else

Baby when you talk to me
I don't get the feeling in my stomach that you're looking for love
You ain't gonna find it
Ain't that really hard to see
That you believe I'm somebody I would never ever become

If I was Dr. Dre
I would say that you ain't shit
You know how the rest goes honey
If I was House of Pain
I would tell you to jump around with someone else who gives a damn

If you were the best thing for me
Tell me why you had to take all this time
You and the rest ignore me
A year ago why would I ever wanna try again
You were the right one honey
Why you got a look on your face like you've done this before
Keep tripping
I ain't picking you up off the floor

If you were the best thing for me
Tell me why you had to take all this time
You and the rest ignore me
A year ago why would I ever wanna try again
You were the right one honey
Why you got a look on your face like you've done this before
Keep tripping
I ain't picking you up off the floor