Bells, Bows, Gifts, Trees

Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Snowmen, snow ski
Squeezing down chimneys
Santa's thiccc, three Cs
Ice skates, cold mist
Mistletoe, get kissed
No mask? Naughty list
Whoville, who dis?
Rum-pa-pum-pum, get an ugly sweater
Sugar plum plum, this is Yuletide weather
All the reindeer and the sleigh is loaded
All I want for Christmas is a cure for COVID

Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?
Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (Prance)
I don't sled, I slay (Slay)
I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop till Christmas Day (Okay)
And then I trim the tree (Yep)
It's the three wise men for me (That's right)
Home Alone is on TV (Vee)
So I might let you see (What you gonna let them see?)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees (Aah!)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Saint Nick, coat puffed
Mrs Claus, skirt fluffed
Singing carols, hands muffed
Milk, cookies, I'm stuffed
Lights up, let's cruise
Card maxed, mom's booze
Teddy bear, it's huge
Trump is the new Scrooge
Fa-la-la-la, go be gay and merry
Get that eggnog, gingerbread, cranberry
Ratty rat king and a dewdrop fairy
Alexa, play Mariah Carey

Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?
Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (Prance)
I don't sled, I slay (Slay)
I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop till Christmas Day (Okay)
And then I trim the tree (Yep)
It's the Yule log for me (That's right)
Charlie Brown is on TV (Vee)
So I might let you see (What you gonna let them see?)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees (Aah!)

My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees

Alright, Christmas queens, y'all know what time it is, come on
Hang up all of your decor, hang up all of your decor
Now I want you to get your tinsel, get your stockings, get your lights, get your wreaths
'Cause I don't want to see you dance
I want to see you prance, come on

Shop for me, shop for me, shop
Shop for me, shop for me, shop
Shop for me, shop for me, shop
Shop for me, shop for me, shop

Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop)
Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop)
Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop)
Tongue pop for me, pop for me (Pop)

Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr
Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr (Woohoo)
Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr (It's cold!)
Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr

Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh
Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh
Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh
Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrhh (Come on, nativity!)

Now snow for me, snow for me, snow
Snow for me, snow for me, snow (Woo)
Snow for me, snow for me, snow (Haha)
Snow for me, snow for me, snow (You better kick!)

Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho
Ho for me, ho for me, ho
Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho (Ho ho ho)
Ho for me, ho for me, ho (Merry Christmas)

Now wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap
Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap
Wrap-wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap
Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap

Now clap for me, clap for me, clap
Clap for me, clap for me, clap
Clap for me, clap for me, clap
Clap for me, clap for me, clap (Let's go)

Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt
Butt for me, butt for me, butt
Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt
Butt for me, butt for me, butt

Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts
Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts
Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts
Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts

That's all
Ha ha ha ha!