Susie's Beauty Shop

My wife went doen to Susie's Beauty Shop the other day
To get her face fixed up and get a little old permanent wave
Then she came home with more news than I saw on my TV
She walked in the door and she jumped on me

Oh, God bless them women down at Susie's Beauty Shop
They know everything I've had and everything I've got
If you want to know what's happening on your street or on your block
You can find out down at Susie's Beauty Shop

Now me and Beebo, Will and Live went out the other night
We stopped in, got a gasses and we got about half tight
I winked at some old woman, I guess she winked back at me
Lord, I might as well have a-done it on TV

Oh, God bless them women down at Susie's Beauty Shop
They know everything I've had and everything I've got
If you want to know what's happening on your street or on your block
You can find out down at Susie's Beauty Shop

Well, I bought myself a big old hunting knife the other day
I didn't want my wife to know the price I had to pay
I sneaked it in the house and hid it a-way back on the shelf
That night my wife said "You gonna cut yourself."

Oh, God bless them women down at Susie's Beauty Shop
They know everything I've had and everything I've got
If you want to know what's happening on your street or on your block
You can find out down at Susie's Beauty Shop

Them Russians, they been a-spying and a-stealing all our plans
I know what I'm gonna do if I ever meet the man
I'll tell him I have a found a way to make them Russians stop
Hire them gals at Susie's Beauty Shop

Oh, God bless them women down at Susie's Beauty Shop
They know everything I've had and everything I've got
If you want to know what's happening on your street or on your block
You can find out down at Susie's Beauty Shop

God bless them women down at Susie's Beauty Shop
They know everything I've had and everything I've got
If you want to know what's happening on your street or on your block
You can find out down at Susie's Beauty Shop